Please note: everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You do NOT need to agree with me on this. I'm simply ranting because I can't stand it anymore. Don't bitch to me if you think I'm wrong, cause I'll feel the need to rip you limb from fucking limb.
*smiles sweetly* THANK YOU!

Alright! So, this morning I checked my mail like usual before hopping on over to dA. I checked what was new, and stumbled upon a deviantion (it was a fanfic) by one of my favorite artists, so, I clicked on it. Now, I really hadn't expected to find what I did...but the fanfic that I stumbled upon was a crossover.
Crossovers in general are not very appealing to me. They're lovely material for comedy, trust me, I LOVE seeing different anime characters interact in some sort of cracked out way. But having them get involved with each other on a strictly romantic basis is just TOO much.

What I had found was HieixKagome material. Yes, you heard me right. HIEI as in, the fire demon we all know and LOVE ever so much (who is gay, mind you, and very much in love with Kurama), and KAGOME, the whiny SIXTEEN year old from Inuyasha (who is INFATUATED with the fuckin dog demon, for christ's sake) were doin the nasty together.
Here's a list of reasons why this pairing should BURN in hell:
1. They aren't even FROM the same anime. Much less the same UNIVERSE. Hiei is from the MAKAI, and the last time I checked, Kagome had stumbled into FEUDAL JAPAN. This means they could never have even MET for fuck's sake (yes, I'm angry. I'm cursing...)
2. Kagome and Inuyasha are a goddamn CANON couple. Yes, they're canon, even though Inuyasha still believes he loves Kikyo, it's not true. He kisses Kagome in the second movie, and I'm fuckin SURE that they'd get together if the series continued.
3. There are WAY too many HieixKurama fans for this couple to stand a chance. Everyone (who isn't a heterosexual man) wants to see Hiei get it on with Kurama. Why? Because they're simply meant to be. If you don't think so, feel free to IM me and argue with me. Because I WON'T give up on these two. No, I don't give a shit if you think I'm insane.
4. Kagome complains FAR too much for Hiei to even stand being within a ten mile radius of her for longer than five seconds. She's annoying, whiny, and beyond emotional.
Hiei would sever her head from her neck within six seconds of meeting her.
5. There is probably nothing Hiei hates more than school girls. *gasp* Oh! Isn't KAGOME still in high school? OH MY GOSH! GO FUCKING FIGURE!!!
6. Hiei can't stand females in general (unless they're his beloved sister Yukina). He doesn't understand them and doesn't WISH to. Why? Because he's cold. Females confuse him, and they're far too giggly for his taste. The closest person Hiei would associate to a female would be Kurama (we all love you, Kura-chan).
7. Kagome is a human. Hiei is a FIRE DEMON WHO HATES HUMANS AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR. Enough said...

I think that's enough for right now...let's face it people, it just WOULDN'T work. Hiei would never fall for an annoying girl like Kagome. Face it, she isn't a very loved anime character, now is she?
This isn't the only pairing I can't stand in the realm of crossovers. I'm just ranting about this one because it's gotten so out of control that I've found a FANCLUB here on our precious dA for them. Excuse me while I go puke my brains out (damnit, the shake I had for breakfast was so tasty too...)
I'm sure people have stuck Kurama with disgusting women from different anime shows too. I just haven't found any of those pairings...when I do, and IF I get angry enough, I WILL rant about it.

For now, whoever read this, I congratulate you. The only person I can actually see fully agreeing with me on this is because she and I worship HieixKurama and we'd die without them.

HIEIXKURAMA FOR LIFE!!!! *stabs Kagome and crossovers in general*